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  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.






orbitalencounters:

Total lunar eclipse for the Americas on April 14th 15th 2014

orbitalencounters:

Total lunar eclipse for the Americas on April 14th 15th 2014



I was jealous of Robb my whole life. The way my father looked at him, I wanted that. He was better than me at everything - fighting and hunting and riding. And girls. Gods, the girls loved him.




joffersbaratheon:

Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous and, just now, kings are dying like flies.



crystallised-chaos:

lunchdetention:

Wizards of waverly place got weird

Or good?? Idk





"I had just come to accept that my life would be ordinary when extraordinary things began to happen."

Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs (via tobiasieaton)


anneboleyns:

anneboleyns:

these stills of joffrey look like someone just said something really offensive

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